yesterday i had a conversation with a random girl who had added me on msn a few nights before
she started the conversation with 'hi'
it was so out of the blue that i skipped 'hi' and went straight to 'who's this'?
i said 'what up'? cause i noticed what i said before sounded a bit unfriendly
i then asked where she lived
she said 'merryland'
and i was like okay, wtf i never knew there could be a place called merryland
is it like christmas all year round?
the next thing i said was 'WHO ARE YOU?' in capital letters
a bit demanding aren't i? :D
well i was really curious, what can i say?
she totally skipped that question and asked 'wht ur name?'
i was like omfg not one of these msn addicts that shortens every word in the english dictionary even if they are already short enough
cause like... i seriously do have trouble understanding what they say half of the time...
hense i usually say something stupid
but anyways
because at that time i was still doing my homework and i had my pen in my hand and that pen was made by Jordi Labanda
so i was like wait... this could be a stalker! no way im giving my real name this early, so i used 'Jordi'
i asked like about like 3 more questions and she full on ignores them and answered one question
'where did you get my msn from'?
she said bebo
i knew she got it from there but i had to ask for confirmation
i then tell her that i live in broadmeadows (but which i really dont, its the closest suburb next to me)
i tell her my school, age and year level
i ask her which state she lives in and she says 'pattn'
i was like WTF? okay there is no 'pattn' in Australia is she some sort of foreigner???
and then straight after that she asks me which school i go to
I JUST SAID IT omg i think my eye balls were gonna pop out of there sockets from frustration and strain
i ask her again 'which state do you live in'?
she replies 'pattn'
i try to give a good example...
i say 'I LIVE IN VICTORIA!' (LOL)
dude. i basically felt like i was talking to an alien..
i think this girl adds randoms..
i ask 'which city is closest to you?'
she says 'nah. wait'
and she goes offline on me
i say to myself 'i think she blocked me'
...
i log onto bebo and type in her msn
it comes up with a profile
its hers
i click into her album and looked at the photos on the side displaying all her photos but smaller
and i was like full on wtf
all her photos were dark and you couldn't see shit
i returned to her homepage and clicked on comment
i typed up something on the lines of this...
'ey f*cking b*tch you can't f*cking block me and think that i'll never leave you alone
you f*cking added me on bebo. dumb kunt
im apparently one of your "friends" now
you better unblock me b*tch'
i had my cursor on the post comment
and i thought nahhh... i wont do that... i'm not that mean! i'll just wait until she comes back online
if she doesnt in... a... few days...or so...i'll post it!
i highlight everything and deleted it and typed 'who the eff is this? and posted it
i busied myself by replying back to old comments
and continued the small conversation with my niggarr-wee (not meaning anything racist)
i was like hrmmm... merryland... where could that be? i search it on google maps and it says that it is in nsw
i said to myself is this the so called 'pattn'?
the random girl comes back online and says 'hello again'
(shes lucky that i didnt post that comment. oh wells i could have and then deleted it :D)
i ask her 'do you live in nsw'?
she says 'yeah. i think so'
...
OMFG ALL THIS TIME!!
what a waste
i say 'you're making my blood pressure rise' and 'you made me break a blood vessel over finding where you live when you could of simply said nsw'
i was.. i dont know sort of laughing it off but like shattered in the inside... *shakes head*
i ask her how old she is and she says 14
...
moral:
don't talk to fobs
this is the reason why i hate talking to fob asians
its so hard...
and..
oh fuck it =="
no point explaining. you'll get what i mean...
...
(i never actually got her name until our next conversation)
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