today was a pretty good day and ima blog about it whether you like it or not gay kunts (:
urhhh... i was waiting in the rain for the bus this morning like at... 10 and it was spitting, not hardcore raining so i stood behind the electricity pole. LOL. i looked like a damned faggot ahahaa but at least it kept me from getting wetter than i was.
idk i just jumped on the train without getting a zone 1 ticket, couldnt be fucked. i sat down near the end of the carriage and there was a group of 3 cocasian girls in front of me, probably around 17 years-old. 2 of the 3 girls were facing me and the other one i couldnt see. the first girl next to the window, had a light brown coloured hair with a lot of foundation on her face, which i could see from 6 meters away. the second girl kept looking at me and she had straight, black, short hair. the third girl hardly turned around, but only when she caught the seconds girls eyes looking in my direction but she looked. she was the prettiest, probably cause i didnt have to look at her face so much as the other two. LMAO
when i sat down all 3 of them turned and looked at me and giggled. i knew they were talking about me or something.
i was like 'urhh. wth? eh fuck em, cant be bothered with them'.
i ignored them til 3 stops later when these 3 ugly rockers came on the carriage. they stared at the girls and then walked in my direction and by the look on their faces, they were definitly gonna try to make a move on them and the girls also knew so they started laughing. the rockers sat somewhere behind me.
after a couple of stops, the ugliest guy (#1) gets up, walks past me and sits in the seats of 4 next to the girls. ugliest guy #1 swings his arms around wildly enough to catch his friends' attention but also make it look like he wasn't doing anything. yeah and the arm waving shit failed but his friends decided to sit next to him.
the ugly rockers tried to talk loud so the girls could hear but the whole effin carriage could hear it.
ugly guy #2 'oh yeah what about that kick ass beach shit your talking about? the thing you went to? i hear it was cool as'
ugly guy #1 'urhhh... OH that! right... um... yeah it was awesome. there was hot babes diggin me an--'
the girls laughed historically
ugly guy #2 'umm excuse me? but are you laughing at us?'
ugly guy #3 'urhh yeah are you?'
ugly guy #1 'thats not very nice you know? we're trying to have a conversation here'
girl #2 'oh nothing.. we're not laughing at you...'
the girls nod and giggle.
after 5 seconds it was quite and i was about to burst out laughing at how crap these guys were at making a move. i could fucking do better, ive learnt from the master... TUCKER MAX. lol jokes but i could still do better.
i looked at the second girl and she caught me eye. she mouthed words to me and she kept making eye signals for me to move closer to her, as close as sitting in the seat in front of her. LOL
i got up and started slowly, SLOWLY walking to the doors. the girls turned and stared at me, started whispering and then they stopped. the third girl whispered something to the second and she started making eye signals again. the rockers just went silent and stared at me, then back at the girls.
then the train stopped, doors went *beep, beep, beep* the girls were expecting me to come and sit down but i walked out. ROFLMAO. i knew that they were all like wtf.
when the train was about to leave i looked into the carriage windows and i could see the 3 girls laughing and waving to me like no tomorrow. i was like ngaww they love me LOL so i waved back and mouthed the word 'bye'. the girls sitting closest to the window saw and they were like 'omfg we got a wave back ahahahaa'
i got on the 82 tram, stopped in front of hp and walked to jenny's place. i rang the door bell twice and looked up.. there was an effin hole in the roof big enough to fit a fat person in there. yeah she smelt like bed cause i just woke her up. teehee. lol jenny tackled me so i wouldnt go in her room cause it was messy but i just pulled her in with me and it was messy. i gave her something that i wrote for her. she read it, cried and tried to hide the tears under her sheets. lol. not cry as in a bad way, i think she was happy or something, not sure. lol it wasnt my fault, didnt think that she would cry.
grrr cant be fucked writing the rest of this. screw it. this is all im typing. someday i might be stuffed writing the rest of this... which is most likely not to happen..
peace out
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