i got the flu

eh today i stayed home cause yeah.. i got the flu...
i feel so effin dead. i hate being sick
my sister decided to be a fat elephant before she left the house for work =="
which woke me up at 7.40
i fell asleep and woke up at 11.30
stayed in bed for a while
then got out and ate and watched dr. phil
wished there was still jerry springer on
man, springer thinks that his helping people but all his doing is making matters worse. thats why that show was so unintentionally funny LOL
went back to sleep and then my dad was smashing everything around which woke me up
downloaded music
then my dad went to work and my mum came home from work
my mum sat in my room talking about her hairy legs and she left my door open so a fly came buzzing in
she was like omfg quick get it into the blinds so i can get it out
i just walked out of my room got the electric fly swatter. its like in the shape of a tennis racket
my mum just stared at me in disbelief and said: i knew i shouldn't of bought that. now you go around killing innocent insects! thats bad
ROFLMAO
man my religious mother
i really didn't like tennis until my mum got this. the swatter thingie ma bobbie makes tennis seem so easy, i think i might give it a try
yeah gotta goooo study now