Sunday, October 4, 2009

i wish i could walk through walls

the other night i sent this text to some people on my contacts list...

random shit lol D: needed to go toilet so i did and yeah i obviously went to the toilet, i don't bed wet thanks =="
my bathroom door was opened and i was like 'it's so noisy and i see something scary in there. mind as well turn on the lights since i can't see jack shit' i turned them on but it kept flickering and it wouldn't stop i was shitting my pantsu, i thought something was gonna jump out at me.
i almost cried ;_; but i took it like a man, screamed like a lil bitch and ran back to my room.
lol jokes i turned it off, turned on another one and took a leak and went back to room calmy.
that really did just happened and i wanted someone to know just in case there was something there hunting me down :) if i died then you would know, i know im cool&you love me

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well the people who i sent it to said that it was funny
i remember steph saying that she pissed herself laughing for 5 minutes or something LOL

well the next night (morning, at like 2) i was in the bathroom and i turned off the light (another one that i put in there) i was going back to my room and i walked straight into the door
i know sounds stupid but it was pitch black i couldn't see jackshit

and now, as in this night, i was looking down my msn list and i looked at kathy's nik
it said.. 'tea ; i cant believe i jst walked into the wall ._.'
i say to her 'i cant believe i just walked into the door'
kathy replies back 'i cant believe i just walked into the fridge'
me 'LOL wtf? and sometimes when i get too lazy, i do half purposely/half accidently walk into walls then yell at the wall to move outta the way..'
kathy 'ROFL. sad.'

and yeah i just get too lazy sometimes and when im walking somewhere towards a wall and i know im gonna hit into it. i try to move slightly to change my direction, but when that fails... i wish so hard (that
my eyes pop outta the sockets) that the wall will somehow magically move, but obviously reality isnt like that so i end up walking into it...

LOL yes, i know im cool thats why you love me (:

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